Monkey Boy's Adventures on the Internet!
For Free Even!!




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WARNING : The following hi-rez stick figure images depict acts of senslessly inappropriate profanity and ,what we have lovingly named, Homo-Erotic Monkey Torture. Minors and the elderly should not be exposed to our ungodly use of what my parol officer has labeled Stick Figure Snuff Porn.
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People with pre-existing emotional conditions, the hormonally different, and the reality challenged, are urged to view Monkey Boy's Adventures utilizing the 'buddy system'. If, after reading this warning, you do not feel any threat to your brain or bowels, please feel free to...



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RUN! You pathetic monkey sympathizer! Away with you.



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Woefully and begrudgingly, this site has been optimized for browsing via MicroSoft's Internet Explorer. Tested on IEmac5.1.6. Bill Gates must die (but damn that IE5 is a wizzer under OS8.6...)! Best viewed at 800x600pixels, 72 or 96dpi, in any depth. No, really, any depth. Set your monitor for 8greys, it couldn't begin to fuckin' bother me in the least. If you find a glitch while surfing around here, please do tell me. If you see the same cat walk by the same doorway twice, please don't tell me.




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